英语短文

I have got some news for you. They are all happened in our university. Maybe some of you have heard a little about that. But I am sure you can get details from me. First of all, there was a girl who jumped out of her room which is on the fifth floor. It was said that she was alive when she was sent to the hospital. People believed that her boyfriend was the reason.
The second, three computers were stolen in ten minutes in our flat. Of course they were not mine, because bringing computers is not allowed in the first grade. But it was a warning for us that university is not as safe as we were thinking.
Ok, are you wondering why I can get so much news? It is the internet! You can get the news at bbs.whu.edu.cn . There is a section called top ten. Hot news are all there.
That is all. Thank you.

序言

在我们城市有这样一句话:学在HUST,玩在WHU。
我不喜欢学习,所以我去了WHU。

在桂花开遍宿舍前后的时候,6个男生住到了一起。我们的宿舍就是G7102。故事就从这里开始,还在继续,没有结束……

我们的市长(室长,以后未特别注明,市级干部均为室级干部)复读了一年。在高中战绩显赫,我们的寝室电话基本上被他占用了。一是因为找他的MM确实多,二是只有他没有移动电话……

我们的市委书记就是我了,现在一直在后悔高中怎么不开窍,找个女朋友呢?

副市长也自称原来没有过,但最近疯狂的爱上了一个女生,不能自拔。幸运的是,这个女生的体型跟他一样,虽然不能算巨大,怎么也不算苗条。所以他大概是不用担心有人竞争了。

以下还有团长、市人大常委、人大委员若干人等,以后慢慢道来。